I killed my horse.. I shot him between the eyes and he's dead it was very hard I loved him (then ate him) Lazy^Edna, ack? What happened? ahahahahahahaha Lazy^Edna. directly into the quote collection Danae. what do you mean what happened, edna was hungry, the horse was there, therfore she killed and ate him he was sick, and suffering.. I didn't want to do it... Lazy^Edna, ahhhh. Sorry to hear that ;( I have never even shot that gun before... so you grabbed a gun and shot the horse? hwo humane but I did it because I had to it was very hard edna. ever heard of cynoide injections? I am sad Ralphie can recommend some nerve gas... last time .. we killed one of our animals.. there were two of us to share the pain. now ther eis only me israeli17, shooting is actually considered a humane way to euthanize animals. Typically only when there is no vet to give an injection of course. But if done right, it's instantaneous it's a heavy burden edna. who? you? I loved him.. for 16 years.. I fed him every day. he was so beautiful you fed on your horse every day for 16 years? <[obelix]> Lazy^Edna, you lost a horse? I shot him [obelix]. she didn't lose it, she shot it in the head israeli17 - stop...yer killin' me...lol he's dead Lazy^Edna - that's usually the result of a GSW to the head.... <[obelix]> Lazy^Edna, well, sorry to hear that. We had to do that once. It's tough. maybe someone will return the favor for you some day Edna if there's ne thing i can sympathise is with pain over lost pet... but then again as edna shot it in the head... no sympathy it's painful hehehehehe ScArYChkn... edna. sure it's painfull. you SHOT IT!!! I didn't want to do it.. but I had to I loved that horse no edna, you could call a vet and have him euthnased painlesly when my dad was a child, peope in his community would pay him to kill their pets for him he wouldn't have let a vet near him he was so beautiful <@weeniedog> what did his business cards say? "pets killed cheap" ? israeli17, again.. shooting is painless if done correctly, and can be the most humane method in some circumstances. but not beautiful enough to pay a vet to euthanize him painlessly? Danae..you have to be a pretty good shot to do that RiX2. don't you know? vets polute the aquifer! <@OldTexas> Shot in the head done right don;t hurt. Ain;t never heard nobody complain. Chicago7 is ageless..as are all beautiful women RiX2, I wouldn't have the first clue to be honest. I'm pretty ignorant about shooting OldTexas.. you unnerstand.. I didn't want to do it. I had to it's hard LOLOLOL OldTexas.... I love my animals.. killing your pets is hard. very hard. Danae..me too..and if I were skilled..I still wouldn't trust myself to do it to a pet I loved I raised them from the beginnning I loved them (has anybody bothered to ask Lazy^Edna WHY she "had to"?) they' re almost like children Lazy^Edna is reliving the event now... once wehn i was little i had a dog who was run over by a car, he was suffering terribly. did i shoot it? no. did i twist it's neck? no. we walked to the vet nad had him euthnased painlesly. an you don't see me whining here... I do what is necessary. Lazy^Edna, was it the 'voices' in your head again? Telling you to cleanse the life from the pets he had cancer incurable Lazy^Edna, so you grabbed a gun and shot it. he was so beautiful the other horses don't even notice israeli17, if your vet was 3 hours away, would you make it suffer though? Chicago7!!!. edna shot her horse. if you're quick enough, you can stil manage to sacrifice it before hte ugachaka night of the allmighty lizard god! i think Chicago7 and lazyodna would make a great pair. Oh ...finally an IRC match I can approve of...Edna and chi..it makes perfect sense beauty and the buffalo. geiger-. yeah, she kills the animal and he sacrifices them to his gods... RiX2 - just give them both Immodium A-D...so they don't breed. israeli17, don't get me wrong, I would always opt for a vet doing it. I don't think I would be able to do it on my own. But rural areas aren't the same as life in the city, and vets aren't always available when animals are suffering. Plus, again, there is nothing inhumane about a properly placed bullet (again, this is according to at least some vets) BLine...LOLOL..imagine the pond scum on that gene pool? RiX2 - not while I'm enjoying this steak, no. :P crown royal is clouding mind.............. Chi7 wants to tiptoe through the tulips with you Edna..don't tell him how those tulips were fertilized C7... ROFL! lol RiX2. LOL RIXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lazy^edna:get some meth. it'll straighten you right out.. CanHead.. can't do it.. crown royal is sufficient cool art is the ultimate killing is hard how can people do it so easily? I killed an animal I loved for 16 years. lol. It hurts I suffer here for youall to look at and ridicule Lazy^Edna, what did you do, get on it and squish it like a bug? <@weeniedog> LazyE : #politics is your first choice of places to travel on the net looking for sympathy? Nwolfe35^, the animal was her husband. she got 12 years. thank gawd for really loud music everyone. sing it with the brady bunch music i call it "the edna bunch": here's a story of stinky lady, who was giving pot to her kids as they grew, all of them had stench of of death like their mother, the younger one was worse.... here's a story of a shaman named C7, who was sacrificing three cats of his own, there were 4 shamans, living together but they were all alone... lazy^edna: thanks for doing your bit! :) weeniedog.. no sympathy thanx not looking.. just venting.. you people have no clue edna: try #depression <@weeniedog> c7 is a shaman? israeli17: lol geiger.....You could be a little more sensitive. You may disagree with Edna on things...but there is no reason to be insulting after she has gone what she has gone through what real life is like. [BLine:#politics SOUND] violin.wav I suffer here for youall to look at and ridicule and just what has she gone through Nwolfe35^, other than five gallons of lard a day? ot ot then one day this lady met this fellow and they knew that it was much more than a hunch, that htis group, must somehow from a family, that's the way that they becme the stinky bucnh. the stinky bunch. that's the way, they became the stinky bunch... lalala it's only irc.. not like real life you have no real feelings you are only virtual geiger....apparently she has just had to shoot a horse that she has had for 16 years. ephemeral here it comes nothing her 19th nervous breakdown even in mourning, edna finds a way to insult us all. Nwolfe35^, she prolly needed a snack. ummm....if it's "not real life," how can someone "have no feelings" here???? now go with Edna..console her in the special way she likes to be controlled..and take a little shit in her yard..the gift that keeps on giving I think crown royal can cure the deepest pain Lazy^Edna: what? just when you get some smooth sailing going, life kicks you in the head, and you have to think and suffer? our pity isn't going to make you feel better, getting back on the horse will though. Lazy^Edna which troubles you the most: killing your horse or killing a child through abortion? and given a choice between living with Lazy^Edna or taking a bullet in the head, the horse is prolly way better off. personally, i bet it slipped on one of the turd piles in the back yard. CanHead..you just told her to get back on a horse..which she just shot..even I could never be that heartless killing a horse is much worse than killing a baby I have a real existance.. with real feelings.. that you can only surmise.. never actually feel Lazy^Edna, sell the hooves to the glue factory, and the french eat horse meat. your natural beauty, Lazy^Edna..likes to shit in her yard..it is for the ecology lol geiger real life is not easy Lazy^Edna you moarn the horse, but show indifference to the child... Dead horses don't throw off their owners. <@weeniedog> eeeeeeeeeew you poopy in your yard?!?!?!?!? Lazy^Edna, tell the truth, you broke the horses fucking back trying to ride it, didn't you? he was a beautiful beautiful animal.. I mourn his loss beauty gone from this planet weeniedog. yes, Lazy^Edna ueses an outhouse, and occasionaly digs a hole and shits there. all to save the aquifer LE: try #mourning Lazy^Edna, if it took death to get away from you, it was a small price to pay. Edna, just ignore everyone who is giving you a hard time. I'm sorry you had to go through all of this. Losing a pet is heart wrenching <|VG|> [Lazy^Edna]: it was suicide. he had to get away from you. Danae.. I love my animals.. they are a very intrinsic part of my existance Lazy^Edna??? when you shot the horse, did he look way surprised? :) I have 4 horses left and 5 bullets.... did it kick a bit before giving up the ghost? one is very old Lazy^Edna: At this rate, not for long, it looks like. two are ridable and fun Lazy^Edna: One down, 4 to go? <|VG|> [Lazy^Edna]: how many of them have you had sex with? Lazy^Edna. when are you going to shoot the rest ahhahahaha LSzilard It's hard to take responsibility I didn't want to do it. I had to i sure hope the neighbors don't take any stew meat from edna the next few days. |VG|: Now, now. We always knew Lazy^Edna was into animal husbandry...until they caught her at it....one day....... lol LSzilard. LazyEdna what kind of horses do you have?? Hagar2. he was so beautiful Lazy^Edna try dalnet...they enjoy weeping over there... Hagar2 - cold ones :P Lazy^Edna. so you shot it BLine, LOL he was so beautiful he was suffering I had to oh ! mny pet was so beautifull! i loved him so much! so i grabbed a gun and shot it! pitty me everyone I didn't want to Lazy^Edna, and you odn't think SHOOTING HIM kinda maximised his suffering? I would shoot you if you were suffering and asked me to Lazy^Edna, sure he was suffering. and now he is dead. good job. killed your pet. Anyone notice how Lazy^Edna is sounding a bit like lysander? LazyEdna was he a quarter horse, or american standard bred or Walking horse, or jumper, what kind of horse was he.?? I didn't want to did the horse asked you too edna? i am suffering here, but don't want to be shot awwww... jesus christ, u people, we shoot horses all the time :) i would shoot you also lazy, but i have no big game rifles. Hagar2.. he was what I called "an artists' model' just really pretty BLine: I wonder if "Lazy^Edna" is supposed to be a vague sort of cognomen for "Lysander". I have lots of pictures of him Lazy^Edna. are you going to punch a hole through the pictures too? BLine: Hmmm.....interesting. rofl israeli17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I know it's foolish to be so attached to animals.. but.. I just am they depend on us LazyEdna I like horses also. one of the vestages of capitalism for me. damn I love capitalism and only in america <@OldTexas> LOL [BLine:#politics SOUND] blahaha.wav falls out of his chair laughing.... israeli17....stop... lol well, Lazy^Edna, i suppose you suck horse cock for some years, you form an attachment. Hagar2.. :) thanx I didn't want to do it you ever seen a picture of Lazy Edna lazy^edna: there's no point in having animals if you aren't attached to them. unless you're a farmer, or like a serial killer in training. i had an old horse once, was a good horse, broke his leg, so i shot him, skinned him, cut him up, made him into ground meat and fed him to the dogs... the dogs enjoyed it Yeah.. animals should be recycled.. but it's hard when you have emotional attachement gieger: u could try that with Lazy^Edna, but.. i think the fat to meat ratio would be too high :) well, Lazy^Edna. which horse will you shoot next. even tho he was suffering.. you know.. he still didn't want to die "How did your pig lose his leg?" "Well, he saved me from a fire once. He's a smart pig" "Wow...did he lose his leg in the fire?" "No...but..it's just hard to eat an animal like that all at once..." none of us does of course not Lazy^Edna, and you fucking killed him! geiger-. t he one she loves most he prolly only had the flue. "didn't want to die"? He probably didn't know it was coming... <|VG|> [geiger-]: i still think it was suicide .. its only escape geiger-. no, i can understand if the horse has cancer and needs to be euthnased. by lethal injection. NOT BY SHOOTIG IT IN THE HEAD lol |VG|. I tried to kill him with the first shot this is the wrong place to be Edna. how many shots did it take? israeli17, it's a painless way to go how many shots did it take Lazy^Edna... wait, you didnt' manage to kill him in one shot? I've never shot that gun before rofl!!!!!! Lazy^Edna took two shots!!!!!! rofl. just how many times did you shoot him? <|VG|> [geiger-]: too bad she didnt feel bad enough to turn the gun around on herself oh god.. i'm twitching here... Lazy^Edna IT TOOK MORE THAN ONE SHOT??!!!! Oh God!!! that poor animal LOL second shot was the killer shot.. he dropped like a rock <|VG|> it took her 8 shots I'm glad, I didn't want him to suffer. you should have paid for a mob hit I will miss him every day ...JHP would have made one shot a sure bet... lol, took her twelve shots, and she had to use an axe to finish up. Lazy^Edna: u should have talked to a vet first, he would have told u where to shoot edna. you sure oyu didn't empty the whole gun into the horse shouting "i'll be BACK" <[obelix]_> It's ok, Lazy^Edna. I learned if you pop em in the neck, and you do it right, you can take em down with one shot. I know where to shoot.. I don't have good aim I"m not used to it <|VG|> she's going to have its dick stuffed to use as a sex toy migod Lazy^Edna, you didn't have to shoot him from 300 yards, you know. but he's dead now.. out of pain.. what I did was good.. it was just really hard <|VG|> [geiger-]: hahahha I'm glad for alcohol what a sad tale that is at these times Lazy^Edna. we know you are Lazy^Edna, it would have been faster and less pain if you would have just sat on the horse. <|VG|> she was drunk.. no wonder she missed the first shot you drank before you tried to shoot him? <[obelix]_> Lazy^Edna, nor do I, normally. I had to do the same one time, and my brother already tried and put 9 shells in the dogs head(he was a kid, about 16, what did he know), so, I just took the gun from him and popped it in the neck. He has since become a pretty good hunter, after I threatened to break the stock over his ass for it. geiger-: crushing a horse is cruel and unusual punishment :) Lazy^Edna that is SUI...shooting under the influence...you could be jailed... oh god edna.. i laughed so hard i woke up my mother. it's 3 AM and she came here to shout at me for making too much noise laughing * RiX2 doesn't want to read anymore about that horse of LazyEdna's...any animal lover is writhing now well. atleast we know edna wasn't the serial sniper.... You could have painted a target on the side of his head to make it easier <|VG|> [israeli17]: it's early yet im hurting for the horse. horrible hahahahahaha ezwinner.. oh god..... mty sides are aching <|VG|> that horse must have been scared shitless after the first shot ... how cruel lol. a target. that time between the first shot and the last shot must have felt like an eternity for that poor horse Lazy^Edna, did you let the other horses watch?? it would have been more ethical and quicker just to shove the poor horse into a large wood chipper geiger-; i had this pain in the ass horse once, always biting me.... i let her watch me kill another horse once, she never bit me after that :) [obelix]_..people who love their pets have the job done professionally..unless they are positive they can do a swift, clean job of it LazyEdna why did you try to do this yourself??? more than one shot. This isnt the fucking wild west! its the 21st century! Lazy^Edna, so i take it you won't be watching "they still shoot horses, don't they" tonight? [obelix]_..if it took more than one shot..it was not a good job geiger..LOLOLOL <|VG|> [geiger-]: now THAT'S comedy [obelix]_. yes, this one time, my dog was sick. so i grabbed a large rocket launcher... hehehehehe lol israeli17. * Ipps hires edna to take out adelphia.net <[obelix]_> poor fluffy <|VG|> no wonder edna is sad .. that horse was the best lay she ever had when i have to shoot a horse, i use a .44 magnum... Lazy^Edna discovered a paint ball pistol won't take out a horse. LazyEdna I ask again why did you do this yourself? Hagar2.. it was my duty Hagar2, cuz she is a sick pathological nut case, and loves pain. duty is hard responsibility is hard and here i was thinking a cnversation about how "dumping in your back yard is good forthe environment" was the top of hte idiocy.. LazyEdna well the next time you have to put down a horse will you know how to do it ?? Lazy^Edna, after you field dressed the horse, how much meat did you end up with? be sure and cut out the cancer parts. Once I had these pet cockroaches, my parents called the Orkin guy.....I'm getting all choked up here... Hagar2, it's only the first time for me alone.. I've done it before, but had my husband with me.. geiger-. i think we'ver decided the horse goes to chicago7's ritual sacrifice lolololololol ezwinner. hahahahaha ezwinner... well, Lazy^Edna, you shouldn't have shot your husband either. ezwinner, yes, they were ill.. and you grabbed an uzi... i think i've hear that before I'm okay. just .. a bit.. distressed be fine tomorrow <|VG|> [Lazy^Edna]: don't worry .. you'll have other lovers Lazy^Edna is enjoying this way way too much. LazyEdna well the next time you have to do such, use at least a 30 cal. and shoot the horse center of the eyes. the brain is there and it is quick and not painful death. you killed your pet and you'll be "fine" tommorow? What does one say to a trashing half dead horse? "Sorry?" "Oops?" ha |VG|. Edna does, whatever edna has to do to be the center of attention. <|VG|> [geiger-]: she's reveling in this ... lol radioman. "hold still! i won't miss this time". rofl. <|VG|> how long between shot #1 and shot #2 did that horse have to say its prayers? vg: stop beating a dead horse hah Ipps. |VG|... an orgasm long... 2 minutes max rofl. three hours. two minutes? PULLEAZE you shot a horse, and let it die slowly for two minutes before you shot it again? <|VG|> 2 minutes is a LONG time when you're bleeding from a gunshot wound to the head as much as i find it laughable for edna., i really do pitty the horse John Wayne would have taken care of it in 2.3 seconds what!!!!!! you let him writhe in utter agony for two fucking minutes. count to 120 using mississippi!!!! where are the PETA people when we need them... I had to walk back to the shop to get another bullet <|VG|> [israeli17]: i think the horse is better off I really thought I'd be able to do it in one shot edna.. don't!!!!! please!Q!!!!! Lazy^Edna now THAT is not believable I was wrong i can't laugh any harder... no experience NOBODY only puts one bullet in a gun rofl Lazy^Edna. my fucking god! how absolutely unbelievable. <|VG|> now i KNOW she's making this shit up <|VG|> way too funny notice Lazy^Edna said she had to "walk" back. she is too fat to run. Edna Id a just done it right the first time.. old bullet through the ear.. right in the brain pan... large calibre.. like a .357 or .44 or something geiger-.. oh god.. i've never laughed as muich on IRc.. tears in my eyes <|VG|> hahahahah <[obelix]_> Lazy^Edna, just so they know, what action and calibre was it. I used the 30.30 * ezwinner is positive Lazy^Edna is making this story up....nobody is dumb enough to bring one bullet to an execution... Horse would be like gallop galoop then nothing never shot it before it hadn't been shot in over 10 years israeli17: edna has tissues for all <|VG|> so it just stood there waiting for you to return with a second bullet? the horse??? ezwinner of course she's lying ezwinner, dunno. i have seen some stupid things come out of Lazy^Edna's mouth. <|VG|> [BLine]: hahahhaa The horse hadnt' been shot in over ten minutes! LazyEdna where did you shoot the horse the first time?? he was a very good horse.. very trusting <|VG|> [Hagar2]: in the backyard Hagar2.. I tried to aim for the right spot between the ears but I guess I missed... VG I mean where on the horse, ?? The hrose wasnt' trusting after that first shot. <[obelix]_> Lazy^Edna, not to be fancy about it, I would have recomended a 303, or Sks semiauto. I'd check again to make sure the horse is dead but I made sure the second shot ended it <@OldTexas> Hagar2 LOL <|VG|> [Hagar2]: i think thru the brain <|VG|> [Hagar2]: and i KNOW what you meant <|VG|> heheh i think i know what's going on in here Lazy^Edna is some LA script writer. writing a new series [obelix]_ I used what I had LazyEdna did you shoot downward between the ears behind the large bone on the top of the head. ?? israeli17 - not much horse sense, right? "hey lets kill the horse with a .22.. doopty doo.." Lazy^Edna, so it took you two minutes to waddle back and get a bullet, while the trusting horse, who loved you writhed in utter pain and agony? good job Lazy^Edna. it's what i would expect from you. Lazy^Edna appears to be reveling in this murder... Hagar2.. make an X between the ears and eyes shoot at the cross <@OldTexas> |VG| Only after the forst shot and Lazy^Edna, you were drunk weren't you. she's using our responses in the chat... to get her lines <[obelix]_> Lazy^Edna, sure, of course, i understand that. I just would have used different, now you know. if she suddenly blurts out she shot the wrong one.. im gonna shit myself. <|VG|> [ScArYChkn]: hjahaha LazyEdna he should have gone down if you hit the spot center between ears and eyes, but it is easier right behind that head bone that comes up behind the ears . Lazy^Edna, are you even sure it is dead now? you may want to go check. he may be up and eating. rofl ScArYChkn. hasnt been fired for 10 years 30.30 is a hunting rifle.. should be adequate grep- RCMP? Today^^. edna shot her horse. it took her two shots, after the first one, she had to walk back to the shop buy another bullet and THEN shoot it... israeli17, waddle back to the shop. I have lots of pictures of him wait...she might have a chance to prove her story isn't just a bunch of horse puckey.... geiger-. sotp being mean... the horse isnt' responsible for edna israeli17, good grief CuLtOfOne Lazy^Edna is making this crap up as she goes along...next she will regale us with details of the funeral... horses have pretty thick skulls... it's not surprising that it can be shot in the head and still be standing ezwinner, heh:) Scarychicken, you should not say such, LOL you have me laugh this is not a funy situation at all. the lady has lost a friend. Today^^, we've been laughing here for the last hour... this log is a classic "we had to saw the legs off to get it in the box but all I had was a carving knife.." rofl CuLtOfOne. shooting an animal isnt exactly the grandest lie to make up..give her the benefit of the doubt horse was 16 SpellNpix. i don't think edna is making this up, unless she's very drunk... 16 years old? he was born here very pretty animal * gravy` had to flush a pet goldfish once israeli17, very drunk is a possibility <|VG|> [Lazy^Edna]: no wonder you liked him ole two-shot Lazy^Edna! he was sweet natured but never broke never trained geiger if you do not stop, I am going to laugh until I burst open, then no more Hagar, LOL Bet he wasn't too sweet after the first bullet. RadioFlyr, he got cancer from sniffing edna poop in the back yard. Lazy^Edna. he was so sweet natured you got up and shoot it. gosh! never learned to duck bullets, either... ahahahahahah BLine... stop it.. ican't help it anymore geiger-: maybe she shot the horse cause he couldn't get it up anymore? lol UKguy39. lol hahahaha bline. he was suffering from cancer it's tough to do the right thing. Lazy^Edna. takes two bullets too I didn't realize hmmmm....cancer....lead poisioning....tough choice. <|VG|> [RadioFlyr]: edna's the only one who fired a cheap shot oh pishtosh. lazyedna's a cheap shots expert. without a gun lol Lazy^Edna, hold on. you didn't do the right thing. you fuckning missed, you drunk fat pig! I have 4 more horses I used to have 5 Lazy^Edna, four horses, how many bullets left? She has 4 more horses. Her aim will improve. you need at least 8 bullets. Lazy^Edna it would have been far more humane had you tried to kill him with a lawn mower... lol ezwinner. BLine I was able to be a little serious till that comment! just venting.. will be fine soon hahahahaha ezwinner